Who Said That?

Whoever said there are no stupid questions,only stupid people must have been the latter. Here are a few examples:
If people from Poland are called Poles why aren't people from Holland called Holes?
If love is blind,why is lingerie so popular?
When cheese has its picture taken,what does it say?
This next one I have wondered about myself,so I don't know what that says about me.
Why isn't the number 11 pronounced onety one?
If it's true that we are here to help others,then what exactly are others here for?
If 4 out of 5 people suffer from diarrhea does that mean the 5th one enjoys it?
If man evolved from monkeys and apes,why do we still have monkeys and apes?
If a synchronized swimmer drowns,do the rest drown too?
If you try to fail and succeed,which have you done?
Why is a square meal served on round plates?
If Mars had earthquakes would they be called marsquakes?
Why is Charlie short for Charles if they both have the same number of letters?
How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
Can you cry underwater?
If a deaf person goes to court,is it still called a hearing?