Deluxe Drunks

I don't know the percentage of adults that have been legally drunk at least one time,but when I tried to find that information all that came up was adolescent drinking statistics,so we will proceed without that bit of info. I would venture a guess (in the US) that it would be around 70%,probably higher? I would also be willing to bet that even if those people had done things they regretted while under the influence,they were no where as out of control as these next people. Oddly enough both of these examples happened in Georgia. A drunk waitress was caught having sex in a pickup truck outside a Waffle House restaurant. Though she blew a .216 alcohol reading the police figured she was drunk when she tried to put a cheeseburger on her foot like a sandal (I wonder what she would have done if there were fries with the burger?).
The next notable DUI crashed through the front of a Walgreen's drugstore,calmly left the vehicle and resumed drinking in the bar next door. It is hard to believe that either of these people were still up walking around!