Monday, January 27, 2014

Feel Smart Again

Today's post should make everyone feel smart,no matter what recent bouts of stupidity you may have suffered,unless of course you happen to be the young man in this story. A 19 year old man walked into a Texas police department asking for help removing a handcuff. He told the officers his roommate had been playing around and shut one around his wrist and he need help because he had lost the key. So far so good,right? As it turns out he had an active warrant for criminal mischief from a month previous. It seems he had ran into a car that had stopped 10 yards away from him headfirst cracking their windshield (maybe that explains a lot?) but that isn't the end of the story...he also had marijuana in his front pocket! He may spend up to six months in jail plus fines. Apparently it never occurred to him to go to a locksmith.
Michael Logan Brown

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