S**t Job

Are you one of those people who doesn't feel like your  job is utilizing your full potential? Do you feel under valued in your daily achievements? Would you like less hours and less work? If you answered yes to any of those questions then OpenBiome has the job for you! The company will buy your fecal matter for $13,000 per year and for the bonus it is used to help other people. The stool is frozen and at this time being used to treat patients with bacterial infections called c. difficile. It is a natural cure that involves ingesting the fecal matter by way of endoscopy,nasal tubes or capsules. The catch is only 4% of the potential donors pass the extensive testing. As you can see,you still have to know your s**t!