I will be leaving you to fend for yourselves for a few days until my carpet is ripped out and the floor underneath sanded and sealed. I'll be staying in a place with no internet access so I won't be able to supply you with a daily distraction. I thought a few funny quotes might be just the thing to wrap up the week with so without further ado...
"The lion shall lie down with the calf,but the calf won't get much sleep." Woody Allen
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." Billy Connolly
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on- one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." Axl Rose
I've saved my favorite for last.
When Mick Jagger insisted that his wrinkles were actually laugh lines,jazz singer George Melly replied,"Surely nothing could be that funny."
"The lion shall lie down with the calf,but the calf won't get much sleep." Woody Allen
"My definition of an intellectual is someone who can listen to the William Tell Overture without thinking of the Lone Ranger." Billy Connolly
"It's really hard to maintain a one-on- one relationship if the other person is not going to allow me to be with other people." Axl Rose
I've saved my favorite for last.
When Mick Jagger insisted that his wrinkles were actually laugh lines,jazz singer George Melly replied,"Surely nothing could be that funny."
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