Crappy Date

I was going to open today's post with the thought that this woman just couldn't catch a break but the real problem was she just kept making bad choices. The evening started with a Tinder dinner date,after dinner the man invited the woman to his place to watch a documentary he wrote and to drink wine. She went to use the bathroom and came out with a panicked look on her face. She explained that she had pooped but the toilet wouldn't flush so she pulled the poop out of the bowl, wrapped it in tissue and threw it out the window. The problem being the window only opened to another sealed window so now the poop was trapped between the two windows. He grabbed a hammer to break the outside window  but his date meanwhile climbed into the gap between the windows to retrieve the poop and got stuck. Try as he might he could not pull her loose so he called the fire department and 15 minutes later she was freed. He says he would see her again and in my opinion if they end up as a couple they will have one hell of a first date story.