Sunday, September 24, 2017

Tis the Season

For football that is and I happen to have some handy dandy quotes as the season gets underway.
Football is not a contact sport. It's a collision sport. Dancing is a good example of a contact sport.
Duffy Daugherty
Football is,after all, a wonderful way to get rid of your aggressions without going to jail for it.
Heywood Hale Brown
Football combines the two worst features of American life: violence and committee meetings.
George Will
American football makes rugby look like a Tupperware party.
Sue Lawley
Televisions and walls in town need repairs after fumble in big game.
An egg quarterback starts to scramble.
The football from Peanuts gives Lucy a valentine.
Friend interferes with Dwight's pass at girl by mentioning his rash.

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