Since today is a holiday I thought it would be fun to share some humorous holiday quotes.
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving: when the Indians said,"Well,this has been fun,but we know you have a long voyage back to England." Jay Leno
Father's Day: when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and power tools. David Letterman
As you know,Labor Day is the day when we honor hardworking people in America. So let's take a moment to thank all those people by saying,"Gracias,amigos!" Jay Leno
I like Labor Day. Do you have the camp out and picnic thing with all the relatives? It's fun,for about eighteen minutes. We had problems with my Uncle Earl. He's eighty years old,and he ate about half a bag of those mesquite wood chips. David Letterman.
Thanksgiving is an emotional time. People travel thousands of miles to be with people they only see once a year. And then discover once a year is way too often. Johnny Carson
Thanksgiving: when the Indians said,"Well,this has been fun,but we know you have a long voyage back to England." Jay Leno
Father's Day: when you get that lethal combination of alcohol and power tools. David Letterman
As you know,Labor Day is the day when we honor hardworking people in America. So let's take a moment to thank all those people by saying,"Gracias,amigos!" Jay Leno
I like Labor Day. Do you have the camp out and picnic thing with all the relatives? It's fun,for about eighteen minutes. We had problems with my Uncle Earl. He's eighty years old,and he ate about half a bag of those mesquite wood chips. David Letterman.
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