Monday, March 25, 2019

Keeping It Clean

We all should have known this day would come. After decades of feminine hygiene products available in every scent imaginable and some beyond imagination,there is now a masculine hygiene product called (I dare you not to laugh) Boners Penis Cleaner available for around $16 for a 150 ml container. Enthusiasts of the product claim it leaves their junk looking magical and smelling like rainbows. I can't help but wonder first of all how they were able to smell their own penis and second exactly what does a rainbow smell like? This post reminds me of an old joke...Did you hear they have a new masculine hygiene product out? They call it Ump,"For foul balls".
  

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