Wednesday, July 15, 2020

Shed Head

At first glance one might assume that Mr. Shedworth's face/head covering is another response to the pandemic,though according to him it is not. He claims he was born with a shed where most people keep their heads and both his mother and father were shed heads. At around 13 a lump started growing on the roof and it eventually turned into what is now a functioning chimney. The shed can be heard playing loud music at times but he explains that comes from inside him and is not anything to do with the shed itself. Mr. Shedworth claims he just wants to be left alone to live his life. I'm all about inclusion but in this case it seems like a little counseling may be in order. Sorry,the smart ass in me insists that I add,"What if there's a fire in the shed?"





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