Sure,blame the poor innocent feline! Okay,granted cats are a bit on the mischievous side but this man was clearly in the wrong when he blamed the cat for his wife's pregnancy. Now back the bus up,of course the cat didn't impregnate his wife but he did, as was his habit, open the drawer where both the Q-tips and condoms were stored and he did chew the cotton ends off of the swabs and scatter the condoms about the bathroom,but when the man cleaned up the mess he failed to check the condoms to see if they had been damaged. A few weeks later his wife started feeling nauseous in the morning and her breasts were tender. It was only after the pregnancy test showed positive that the man thought to check the remaining condoms. As you can see,it was clearly not the cat's fault.
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