Age

 I found some entertaining quotes on age for everyone to enjoy. 

You know you're old when your walker has an air bag...and they've discontinued your blood type. Phyllis Diller 

There's one advantage to being 102. No peer pressure. Dennis Wolfberg 

You have to stay in shape. My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is. Ellen DeGeneres 

I told my doctor I want to stop aging. He gave me a gun. Rodney Dangerfield 

True terror is to wake up one morning and discover that your high school class is running the country. Kurt Vonnegut 

The older a person gets,the less they care what they wear. Old people come up with some of the strangest clothing combinations you'll ever see. I think of it as "cancer of the clothing." George Carlin