Friday, August 13, 2021

Don't Try This at Home

 One would think that a 38 year old man would know better than to put his dick in a padlock,but that wasn't the case. Oh,did I mention he didn't have a key for the padlock? I'm not sure if he called his mother or if they live together but she tried to help him take the padlock off after a couple of days when his penis started swelling and becoming infected but quickly decided he needed more help than she could offer so she called emergency services. The firemen who responded had no luck either and took him to the hospital where a team of doctors worked on him with a metal cutter eventually freeing his forever altered manhood. He was then given antibiotics for the infection and had to give the okay to release his story to prevent anyone else from trying the same trick. 





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