Just When You Thought

Since the motels have seemingly laid the bed bug problem to rest (or to bed?),you are probably feeling fairly good about using motels in your travel plans. There are lots of comfortable motels out there,but first a few things you might appreciate knowing.
Just because you have a reservation doesn't mean you will actually be able to procure a room for the night. Motels play the percentages and overbook whenever possible and if you made your reservation through a discount outlet like Expedia,your chances of not getting a room are much greater. In case that isn't quite enought to make you nervous about your motel stay,without even mentioning using a black light to show areas previously soiled by bodily fluids,you can check out that nice shiny glass left for your convenience. Perhaps you have brought some of your favorite beverage to enjoy,maybe even an alcoholic beverage to help ease you into slumber in a bed other than your own. If so the motel has foreseen this possiblitly and supplied you with a flavor enhancer,those nice shiny glasses? Chances are they have been cleaned with Lemon Pledge,and do I need to mention the dust cloth had already been used? The moral of the story is...opt for the plastic disposable glasses and your own mixer!