Sound too good to be true? It probably is,but my idea was to send world leaders to Drive A Tank adventure park in hope of venting their aggressiveness in a harmless setting. The park is located 70 miles southwest of Minneapolis,Minnesota and features several demilitarized vehicles,including a 60 ton Chieftain tank with a 22 foot barrel. Visitors to the 20 acre park are given a history of the vehicles and a course on safety,then they can choose from various packages. Once a package has been selected they drive a wooded obstacle course and can elect to smash a salvage vehicle. There is also an arsenal of machine guns for the gun enthusiast. If we could corral the world leaders at Drive A Tank they could have some hands on war games without endangering the rest of the world...in fact maybe we could use our tax dollars to keep them contained there rather than unleashing them on the real world!
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