It is entirely likely that I will be the only one who finds this post humorous but I've encountered more pretentious golfers in my time than golfers who are strictly about the game. Since 2005 a Norwegian golf course has routinely found human feces topped with toilet paper in holes on the course (maybe it's a crappy course!) . The groundskeeper is certain it is a male because the amount of feces left is massive,personally I would be more inclined to think it would be a woman (golf widow) regardless of the size. Oddly enough the culprit only leaves their deposits on weekdays and has at times used a bicycle as transportation as revealed by the tracks in the morning dew. A person would think in over ten years time they would have solved the problem one way or another.
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