Sunday, March 5, 2017

It Gets Worse

No sooner than the ink was dry on yesterday's post when lo and behold another electronic device "pops up".  This one should be filed under just because you can make something doesn't mean you should. I am talking about the i.Con condom ring that is due out in 2017. It gathers pertinent facts from the wearer when they are engaged in sexual intercourse then offers a report card of sorts which can be shared if the wearer wants the information made public. It measures speed,average thrust velocity,duration,skin temperature,girth,calories burned,frequency of sessions and lastly the only thing that really makes any sense,is it can supposedly detect sexually transmitted diseases. It will sell for $75,has a one year warranty and lasts up to eight hours on a one hour charge. I'm tempted to say what will they think of next but I'm unwilling to tempt karma.

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