A few quotes on life for today.
In spite of the cost of living,it's still popular. Kathleen Norris
I intend to live forever. So far,so good. Steven Wright
I think the life cycle is all backwards. You should die first,get it out of the way. Then you live in an old age home. You get kicked out when you're too young,you get a gold watch,you go to work. You work forty years until you're young enough to enjoy your retirement. You do drugs,alcohol,you party,you get ready for high school. You go to grade school,you become a kid,you play,you have no responsibilities,you become a little baby,you go back into the womb,you spend your last nine months floating...and you finish off as an orgasm. George Carlin
When life gives you lemons,squirt someone in the eye. Cathy Guisewite
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