It must be time for some quotes since I don't remember last time I posted some.
The way we know our kids are growing up: The bite marks are higher. Phyllis Diller
Never have children, only grandchildren. Gore Vidal
Everyone should have kids. They're the greatest joy in the world. But they're also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano
Do not allow your children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. Fran Lebowitz
The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. Quentin Crisp
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