Monday, April 10, 2023

Those Darn Kids

 It must be time for some quotes since I don't remember last time I posted some. 

The way we know our kids are growing up: The bite marks are higher. Phyllis Diller 

Never have children, only grandchildren. Gore Vidal 

Everyone should have kids. They're the greatest joy in the world. But they're also terrorists. You'll realize this as soon as they're born, and they start using sleep deprivation to break you. Ray Romano 

Do not allow your children to mix drinks. It is unseemly and they use too much vermouth. Fran Lebowitz 

The trouble with children is that they are not returnable. Quentin Crisp 






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