Tuesday, February 13, 2024

Double Talk

 It's time for some quotes about double standards. 

If you steal from one author, it's plagiarism. If you steal from two, it's research. Wilson Mizner 

If an animal does something, we call it instinct; if we do the same thing for the same reason, we call it intelligence. Will Cuppy 

If a man walks in the woods for love of them half of each day, he is in danger of being regarded as a loafer. But if he spends his days as a speculator, shearing off those woods and making the earth bald before her time, he is deemed an industrious and enterprising citizen. Henry David Thoreau 

With humans it's abortion, but with chickens it's an omelet. George Carlin 

When a man gives his opinion, he's a man. When a woman gives her opinion, she's called a bitch. Demi Moore

Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than you is a maniac. George Carlin 




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