Friday, June 7, 2013

Sure Fire Weight Loss!

Warning! if you don't have a sense of humor DO NOT READ TODAY'S BLOG!  Last month I posted a blog about the colonization opportunity on Mars for those of you with endless adventure coded into your DNA. Living there will also offer a fool proof weight loss for those of you ready to put the Earth behind you. On Mars if you weighed say 200 pounds on Earth you would drop to 75.4 lbs.! but for more rapid weight loss try Pluto where you would be a svelte 13.4 lbs. (maybe that is a size 0?) The Moon is also a good bet with Mercury just 1/10 of a lb less than your weight on Mars. The planets to avoid would be Jupiter,where you would more than double your weight,and the Sun...don't even consider it in your weight loss program (you would weigh 5,414.4).
Now that the weight problem is solved should I offer an easy fix to cure aging? (other than death) Yes! you guessed it,move to another planet!
Image: Artful rearrangement of the solar system

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