Sunday, September 8, 2013

Speaking of...

I don't want to beat this Barbie thing to death,but in case some of you missed the memo on what her size and shape would be if she were a real person,look no further I am about to tell you! It seems like when I first heard about this her height was supposed to be 7 feet,but I must have remembered that wrong. Barbie would stand 6 feet tall and weigh 100 lbs, with her neck being twice as long and 6 inches thinner than the average woman (her head is also 2 inches larger,22 inches),she would be incapable of lifting her head (a perfect example of a pencil neck!). Her waist at 16 inches (smaller than her 22 inch head) she would only have room for half a liver and a few inches of intestine. Her small wrists would render her incapable of lifting much of anything. Her freakishly long legs (50% longer than her arms,normal is 20% longer) combined with 6 inch ankles and a child's size 3 foot she would be unable to support her top half leaving her to walk on all fours. In conclusion if anyone out there has ever wished for a Barbie figure or any man wished his girlfriend had a Barbie figure...be careful what you wish for!
Mutant: The above picture shows how if Barbie's physical measurements were given to a real woman she'd only have room for half a liver and a few inches of intestine in her body, but room for a bigger brain

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