Some quotable quotes for today's offering:
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,but they turned 60 and that's the law." Jerry Seinfeld
"Just because you can't dance doesn't mean you shouldn't." Alcohol
"At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?" Zach Galifianakis
"General Mills is coming out with an organic Twinkie. Isn't that called a sponge?" Jay Leno
"I don't want to brag,but I do speak pig Latin; I mean,I'm not fluent,but if I ever went there I'm sure I could get by." Bonnie McFarlane
"I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish." Steven Wright
"My parents didn't want to move to Florida,but they turned 60 and that's the law." Jerry Seinfeld
"Just because you can't dance doesn't mean you shouldn't." Alcohol
"At what age do you think it's appropriate to tell a highway it's adopted?" Zach Galifianakis
"General Mills is coming out with an organic Twinkie. Isn't that called a sponge?" Jay Leno
"I don't want to brag,but I do speak pig Latin; I mean,I'm not fluent,but if I ever went there I'm sure I could get by." Bonnie McFarlane
"I bought one of those tapes to teach you Spanish in your sleep. During the night the tape skipped. Now I can only stutter in Spanish." Steven Wright
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