Some quotes on babies to brighten your day.
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,who like to eat theirs. P.J. O'Rourke
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate,like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you. Anne Lamott
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing,there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up,I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. Ellen Degeneres
Babies aren't dishwasher-safe. Daniel Toth
Humans are the only animals that have children on purpose with the exception of guppies,who like to eat theirs. P.J. O'Rourke
Having a baby is like suddenly getting the world's worst roommate,like having Janis Joplin with a bad hangover and PMS come to stay with you. Anne Lamott
I don't need a baby growing inside me for nine months. For one thing,there's morning sickness. If I'm going to feel nauseous and achy when I wake up,I want to achieve that state the old fashioned way: getting good and drunk the night before. Ellen Degeneres
Babies aren't dishwasher-safe. Daniel Toth
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