If you wonder why you've never seen a unicorn or Bigfoot I think I've found some answers. In Michigan it is legal to hunt unicorns every day of the year except Valentine's Day,the bag limit is one unicorn per month,no females are to be taken and any banded unicorns must have the bands turned in to the state office or DNU (Department of Natural Unicorns). Next up a Bigfoot hunting bill was on the ballot in Oklahoma,it didn't pass and they only wanted Bigfoot trapped not killed offering a bounty of $25,000 for a live Bigfoot. This is why we can't have anything nice!
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