I happened across a list of word definitions that I feel compelled to share.
Abdicate-To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade-To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly-Impotent. (seems more like it should be unwilly-nilly)
Negligent-A condition which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Balderdash-A rapidly receding hairline.
Lymph-To walk with a lisp.
Bozone-The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Sarchasm-The gulf between a sarcastic quip and someone who doesn't get it.
Dopeler effect-The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
Abdicate-To give up all hope of ever having a flat stomach.
Esplanade-To attempt an explanation while drunk.
Willy-nilly-Impotent. (seems more like it should be unwilly-nilly)
Negligent-A condition which you absentmindedly answer the door in your nightgown.
Balderdash-A rapidly receding hairline.
Lymph-To walk with a lisp.
Bozone-The substance surrounding stupid people that stops bright ideas from penetrating.
Sarchasm-The gulf between a sarcastic quip and someone who doesn't get it.
Dopeler effect-The tendency of stupid ideas to seem smarter when they come at you rapidly.
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