Holy Humor!

Since April is Holy Humor Month and today is April Fools day I played a trick on my financial adviser this morning. He walks over to shake my hand and I say,"Wow,someone just creamed a Beemer in the parking lot"...his look,priceless.
4/1 St. Stupid Day
4/2 Tangible Karma Day
4/3 Find a Rainbow Day
4/4 Vitamin C Day
4/5 Read a Road Map Day (soon to be a lost art)
4/6 New Beers Eve
4/7 International Beaver Day
4/8 Draw a Bird Day (not that kind)
4/9 Jumbo Day
4/10 National Farm Animals Day
4/11 Submarine Day
4/12 National Library Day
4/13 Scrabble Day
4/14 International Moment of Laughter Day
4/15 That Sucks Day
4/16 Save the Elephant Day
4/17 Ford Mustang Day
4/18 National Stress Awareness Day
4/19 National Garlic Day
4/20 National Cheddar Fries Day
4/21 National Chocolate Covered Cashews Day
4/22 National Jelly Bean Day
4/23 English Language Day
4/24 National Pet Parents Day
4/25 Sense of Smell Day
4/26 National Help a Horse Day
4/27 International Guide Dog Day
4/28 Brave Hearts Day
4/29 Zipper Day
4/30 National Herb Day