Since so many people are having babies at the end of this year I thought some quotes about children might be of assistance to the new parents in the years to come.
Having children is like having a bowling alley in your brain. Martin Mull
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne
Having one child makes you a parent;having two,you are a referee. David Frost
There's no such thing as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours,they always come out tender. W.C. Fields
A two year old is like having a blender,but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
Never have children,only grandchildren. Gore Vidal
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life,at the drop of a hat,you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck.
Happy New Year!
Having children is like having a bowling alley in your brain. Martin Mull
Learning to dislike children at an early age saves a lot of expense and aggravation later in life. Robert Byrne
Having one child makes you a parent;having two,you are a referee. David Frost
There's no such thing as a tough child. If you parboil them first for seven hours,they always come out tender. W.C. Fields
A two year old is like having a blender,but you don't have a top for it. Jerry Seinfeld
I want my children to have all the things I couldn't afford. Then I want to move in with them. Phyllis Diller
Never have children,only grandchildren. Gore Vidal
One thing they never tell you about child raising is that for the rest of your life,at the drop of a hat,you are expected to know your child's name and how old he or she is. Erma Bombeck.
Happy New Year!
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