It's Just a Shot Away

July,that is! I hijacked some lyrics from the Rolling Stones song Gimme Shelter for today's title. It is time for the July holiday guide.
July 1 International Joke Day
2nd I Forgot Day
3rd Disobedience Day
4th Sidewalk Egg Frying Day (bet some of you thought something else)
5th Work-a-holics Day
6th National Fried Chicken Day
7th National Strawberry Sundae Day
8th Video Games Day
9th National Sugar Cookie Day
10th Teddy Bear Picnic Day
11th Cheer up the Lonely Day
12th Different Colored Eyes Day
13th Embrace Your Geekness Day
14th National Nude Day,and it only follows that it is also Pandemonium Day
15th Cow Appreciation Day
16th National Juggling Day
17th Yellow Pig Day
18th National Caviar Day
19th National Raspberry Cake Day
20th Ugly Truck Day
21st National Junk Food Day
22nd Hammock Day
23rd National Hot Dog Day
24th Cousins Day
25th Threading the Needle Day
26th All or Nothing Day
27th Take Your Pants for a Walk Day (not sure if you wear them or not)
28th National Chocolate Milk Day
29th National Lasagna Day
30th National Cheesecake Day
31st Mutt's Day