I imagine many of you are still dragging your feet and waiting until the last minute to tackle your taxes,if so you're in luck as I have some taxing quotes to help you out of your funk. I will start with the immortal words of Ben Franklin: In this world,nothing can be said to be certain except death and taxes.
The taxpayer-that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service exam. Ronald Reagan
The income tax has made more liars out of American people than golf. Will Rogers
Worried about an audit? Always avoid what the IRS considers to be a red flag. For example,you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. Jay Leno
I saved my favorite for last.
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well,duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice-cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial free. Will Durst
The taxpayer-that's someone who works for the federal government but doesn't have to take the civil service exam. Ronald Reagan
The income tax has made more liars out of American people than golf. Will Rogers
Worried about an audit? Always avoid what the IRS considers to be a red flag. For example,you have some money left in your bank account after paying taxes. Jay Leno
I saved my favorite for last.
The administration says the American people want tax cuts. Well,duh. The American people also want drive-through nickel beer night. The American people want to lose weight by eating ice-cream. The American people love the Home Shopping Network because it's commercial free. Will Durst
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