Remember the story of Henny Penny? If you do that is kind of what Panic Day is about,and if you forgot today was Panic Day and it is too late to do anything panicky,don't panic! There is an International Panic Day on June 18th giving you plenty of time to plan ahead. A few suggestions for activities today:
Walk into a room and loudly proclaim that you are mad as hell and aren't taking it anymore!
Paint red dots on your face and go grocery shopping.
Call a local news station to announce your'e running for president and invite them to a press conference at your home. (hey,it's working for Trump...so far)
Attempt to dye your hair in a checkerboard pattern. (if you head is flat enough you can then offer it as a playing surface for checkers at a retirement home).
Lastly, if you really are prone to panicking go back to bed and put your head under the pillows. "After all,tomorrow is another day" as Scarlett once said.
Walk into a room and loudly proclaim that you are mad as hell and aren't taking it anymore!
Paint red dots on your face and go grocery shopping.
Call a local news station to announce your'e running for president and invite them to a press conference at your home. (hey,it's working for Trump...so far)
Attempt to dye your hair in a checkerboard pattern. (if you head is flat enough you can then offer it as a playing surface for checkers at a retirement home).
Lastly, if you really are prone to panicking go back to bed and put your head under the pillows. "After all,tomorrow is another day" as Scarlett once said.
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