Wednesday, October 26, 2016

Parroting

This poor parrot was just doing its job when it repeated the sweet nothings it had heard its owner whisper. The problem was they were not whispered to the owner's wife which in turn caused her to become suspicious. After exposing the affair to the wife she took the bird to the police as proof of her husbands adultery but the police rejected the bird as evidence saying it could have heard the phrases from the TV or radio,which was fortunate for the husband as adultery in Kuwait is illegal and punishable by a prison sentence or forced hard labor. Having owned parrots I tend to believe the bird was repeating what it heard the owner say so it is probably a good thing for the husband that I don't work for his local police station!

Couple having a row at home

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