Sunday, October 17, 2021

McNews

 Today I've been overwhelmed by all the McDonald's news,you know the kind that doesn't make the news but is still newsworthy? Apparently McDonald's in the UK don't have their own parking lots that area is owned and patrolled by a private company. A 75 year old man went to get his grandson a Happy Meal and fell asleep in the parking lot (car park) and unbeknownst to him was fined for over time parking,$2,800,they are still fighting the fine. 

How cheap is he? Donald trump is so cheap he still owes his body guard $130 for a McDonald's order he got before leaving Scotland to eat on his plane. He said he would pay him back but that was in 2008 and the body guard is still waiting. trump loves his hamberders so much he asked the white house cooking staff if they could recreate his favorites. Then of course we all remember him impressing the football team with his McDonald's spread to congratulate the team.  






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