Saturday, January 23, 2016

What a Sucker!

A 47 year old Illinois man literally sucks. He has an unspecified medical condition that causes inanimate objects to stick to his skin. He discovered his ability 20 years ago after shaving his head for the first time. It was a hot day at the ball park so he put his soda can to his head to cool off,at the same moment a ball was hit in his direction,in his haste to try to grab the ball he lost track of his soda. When the excitement was over he couldn't find his drink and everyone was laughing and pointing at him as it was stuck horizontally to his head,spilling all over. Since his discovery he has made a business out of his condition and is paid to wear company logos,attend parties and MC events. At one NASCAR event he had his picture taken over 80,000 times,another job benefit is meeting famous people,but he remains humble as he doesn't want to lose his head!
PHOTO: Jamie Canhead Keeton is pictured here with George Clooney.
PHOTO: Chicago Cubs fan Jamie Keeton waits for the start of Game 4 of the National League baseball championship series between the New York Mets and the Chicago Cubs, Oct. 21, 2015, in Chicago.


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