Thursday, August 4, 2022

Playing Catch-up

 Has anyone noticed that Florida has been missing in action from its usual weirdness for several months,that is the residents,not the governor who has more than done his part in contributing to Florida logic for lack of a better phrase. This woman apparently thought it was time to put Florida back on the map when she decided to do a little drunk driving in a golf cart on Interstate 95 and no,not on the shoulder but in the center lane. Luckily a semi driver noticed the 58 year old woman sipping from her bottle and used her truck to guide her to the shoulder of the highway. The semi driver then grabbed the keys from golf cart and waited for the police to arrive. When the troopers arrived the woman started arguing with them and demanded her bag which contained an open bottle of Jack Daniels Fire Whiskey. She is being charged with public intoxication and resisting a police officer but I have a feeling this isn't her first offence which would explain why she was driving the golf cart instead of a car,but that is only a guess on my part. 





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