A dog groomer who grew tired of her customers complaining that their dog's grooming cost more than their haircuts put up a sign in her salon offering the top ten reasons for the pricing.
10 Your hairdresser doesn't wash and clean your rear end.
9 You don't go eight weeks without washing or brushing your hair.
8 Your hairdresser doesn't give you a sanitary trim.
7 Your hairdresser doesn't clean your ears.
6 Your hairdresser doesn't remove boogies from your eyes.
5 You sit still for your hairdresser.
4 Your haircut doesn't include a manicure and pedicure.
3 Your hairdresser only washes and cuts the hair on your head.
2 You don't bite or scratch your hairdresser.
1 The likelihood of you pooping on your hairdresser is pretty slim.
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