Monday, January 2, 2017

Cracked

The toy of the season this year was the hard to get Hatchimals but don't despair if you were unable to obtain one as from what I've read they weren't what they were cracked up to be. The first problem reported to the parent company was a failure to hatch,the second flaw was death following some of those that made it through the hatching process. By this point you're probably thinking how lucky those owners were that made it through the hatching unscathed,but you'd be wrong. Many,not just a few, but many parents called to inform the hotline that their Hatchimal was cursing like a drunken sailor. The most common phrase reported was "F@#k Me!",so if you weren't one of the "lucky" crowd to find a Hatchimal under your Christmas tree you should probably count your blessings before they hatch...or however that saying goes.
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