Friday, January 20, 2017

Underwear

Seems like an appropriate subject for an otherwise crappy day,but no need to dwell on that. I continue to be amazed at all the gadgetry available for underwear,smart underwear that is. If you are involved in a long distance relationship you might want to invest in Fundawear vibrating underwear which allow you to pleasure your partner from afar. For young women confused about true love there is a smart bra that monitors your heart rate and will only unfasten for true love. How about something more for seniors? Dfree will tell you when it is time to locate a bathroom before it is too late. For those men who ignore warnings about carrying their cell phones in their pants pockets there are boxers with silver woven into the cotton to protect their gonads...if you ask me if they aren't smart enough to not put their phones in their pants pockets maybe they shouldn't be reproducing.
When smart underwear gets weird
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