August Advisor

I would like to welcome the Iceland reader...if you are still reading that is! I didn't notice Iceland on the Stats map until you lit it up,or course it is all white on white until a country signs on, so it is somewhat hard to see borders.
August 1. National Raspberry Cream Pie Day
2. India Pale Ale Day
3. National Watermelon Day
4. Twins Day Festival
5. National Mustard Day
6. Wiggle Your Toes Day
7. Sea Serpent Day
8. Sneak Some Zucchini Onto Your Neighbors Porch Night (the reverse of stealing pumpkins)
9. National Polka Festival
10. Lazy Day (I can get behind this one)
11. Presidential Joke Day (they were all jokes in their own ways)
12. Middle Child's Day
13. Blame Someone Else Day
14. National Creamsicle Day
15. National Failures Day (you know who you are)
16. Bratwurst Festival
17. National Thrift shop Day
18. Bad Poetry Day
19. Potato Day
20. National Radio Day
21. National Spumoni Day
22. Be An Angel Day (I would just as soon keep breathing,but if you are interested see # 24
23. National Spongecake Day
24. Knife Day
25. Kiss And Make Up Day ( odd that it comes after knife day)
26. National Cherry Popsicle Day
27. Petroleum Day
28 World Sauntering Day
29. More Herbs,Less Salt Day
30. National Toasted Marshmallow Day
31. National Trail Mix Day
With this handy guide have a great August!