Saturday, October 24, 2015

Green Head

Worried about all the noxious fumes you are breathing in on a daily basis? Then the Greenhouse Helmet is the answer to your prayers! The dome fully encloses your head to keep out of the unwanted toxins invading the air,and it provides you with fresh oxygen given off by plants mounted within the dome to recycle the carbon dioxide you give off into fresh breathable air. This would be the perfect item for the rabid non-smokers or the intensely allergic folks,with Christmas just around the corner you'd best place your order soon! Yes,there really is a patent for the Greenhouse Helmet for those of you who thought I might be joking.


This isn't an actual picture of the helmet,but it was so ridiculous I had to post it!

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