In the shower this morning I was thinking I hadn't done a shower thoughts post for awhile,so here we go again.
If you step on someone's foot,they open their mouth-just like a garbage bin.
Pregnant women are the only true body builders.
Shouldn't a photographer who specializes in taking photos of school classes actually be called a school shooter?
Searching for a new laptop online is basically forcing your current computer to dig its own grave.
What if the spider I killed in my bedroom lived his whole life thinking I was his roommate and died wondering what brought on this psychotic break?
Why the hell is there a S in the word "lisp"?
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