I don't usually post the same type of thing two days in a row but this seemed almost like unfinished business if you'll excuse the phrase. Yes,it is about a man trying to have sex with items not normally thought of as sexual companions. The difference is this event happened in May of this year so it isn't all about August after all. A very intoxicated man walked into a bar near Nashville,Tennessee (sounds like the start of a joke) pulled down his pants and attempted to have intercourse with the ATM. When the police arrived he was walking around the bar,naked from the waist down,thrusting his hips. The officers took him outside and told him to sit at a wooden picnic table where he proceeded to engage the table?! No idea,but I can't help but wonder about splinters.
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